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WHEN I SAY.........

When I say..."I'm a Christian," I'm not shouting "I'm saved!"
I'm whispering "I was lost."  That is why I chose this way.

When I say..."I'm a Christian," I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble and need someone to be my Guide.

When I say..."I'm a Christian," I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I'm a Christian," I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I'm a Christian,"I'm not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are all too visible but God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I'm a Christian," I still feel the sting of pain.
I have my share of heartaches which is why I speak His name.

When I say..."I'm a Christian," I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority, I only know I'm loved.
 
 

 BIBLICAL ONE-LINERS

Q. What kind of a man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah.  He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation

Q.  Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter.  She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet!  (Get it?  Profit?  Never mind.)

Q. What kind of vehicles are in the Bible?
A.  Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
In the New Testament, it was a Honda.  Because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.  What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A.  Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q.  Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A.  Moses.  He broke all ten of the ten commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A.  The area around Jordan.  The banks were always overflowing.

Q.  Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A.  David.  He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q.  Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

GREAT QUOTES FROM WELL KNOWN (and not so well known) PEOPLE

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy...Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.  I think of them of stray eyebrows.  Janette Barber

Who every thought of the word "Mammogram"?  Every time I hear it, I think
I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.  Jan King

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.  Carrie Snow

My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being hitting my
head of the top bunk until I faint.  Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.  Bette Davis

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.  A woman must do what he can't.  Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.  Jane Spellman

Every time I close the door on reality it comes through the windows.  Jennifer Unlimited

Thirty five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.  Caryn Leachen

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.  Catherine Aird

Behind every successful woman -- is a basket of dirty laundry.  Sally Forth

 I don't know about you, but I'm proud to be a WOMAN!

GEMS TO LIVE BY

Give God what's right, not what's left!

"Pray" is a four-letter word you can say anywhere - except in public schools.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end.  God's way leads to an endless hope.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

God grades on the cross, not on the curve.

When praying, don't give God instructions.  Just report for duty.

God doesn't want shares of your life.  He wants a controlling interest.

Don't wait for six strong men to carry you into church in a casket.

The church is prayer-conditioned.

What God ordains--he sustains!

Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Coincidences happen when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Wisdom has two parts.  1. Having a lot to say.  2.  Not saying it!

Never give the devil a ride.  He will want to drive!

A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.

Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

Compassion is difficult to give away.  It keeps coming back.

He who angers you, controls you.

Worry is the darkroom where negatives develop.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Read the Bible.  It will scare the hell out of you!

 
    
God is good!